Dear Sky Steward:
I am a little embarrassed to ask, but my friends say I should not be. Will the TSA search my bag if I travel with a vibrator?
Signed,
Curious from Chattanooga
Curious from Chattanooga
Dear Curious,
The Sky Steward understands that it makes you uncomfortable for TSA officers to see your classically shaped vibrator passing through the X-Ray machine. He also wants to make sure that your next trip is a pleasurable as possible and he thinks he has a great solution for you!
He has come across a very clever device that is so discreet you won't have to worry about it being seen by the TSA or even your children. It looks exactly like a ladies razor! Don't underestimate this device. They Sky Steward has received glowing feedback from one of his product testers that described the Tinge as the most highly sophisticated, eager-to-please travel companion she's ever encountered; without a downside. (You don't have to buy it dinner or listen to it talk about itself)
Some more information: It appears to be a wet-shaver that is perfectly suitable to be left out in the open for all to see in a bathroom or in luggage. It has 5 preprogrammed vibration settings and up to 32 customized setting variations with up to 2.5 hours of operation per charge. The Tinge automatically charges in its tabletop cradle.
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Whoo Hoooo!
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